Squanker finally found a use for the shoebox of old Squank 4-track and boombox b-sides gathering dust in his closet. The hundreds of unreleased bootlegs from the past fifteen years are now available in half-hour shows called Squank Radio. The second episode airs right here, right now.

postedposted on: Friday, March 30th, 2007



The Squank single, Tokyo Vertigo, is being featured on the new Failing Records Compilation of Portland music. The line-up is truly great, I love a bunch of the bands, and I'm flattered to be included in the mix. It should be awesome. The double-disc will be released April 21st at all the hot Portland music stores and boutiques and online at CD Baby.

postedposted on: Wednesday, March 6th, 2007



The Ignorant Art record is temporarily available in the disco section as a free download. You'll need to save it to your computer, then open it up with winzip. There's also some album art for your ipod. Don't say I never gave ya nothin'.

postedposted on: Monday, March 1st, 2007

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My former music teacher, Talc Tolchin explains the art of making a hit song in this video. arrow Hi Def(926KB) arrow Low Def(288KB)

This guy is an absolute genius and taught me everything I know, so pay close attention and pay him some damn respect. It's not his fault that he looks like John Oates...


P.S. You probably need Real Player to view the vid.

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posted on: Friday, January 26th 2007

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Maybe it's just me, but this crazy little guy just cracks me up. arrow Watch

I can hear him now, "Beep beep. Buzz. Robot hump face!. Robot hump face! Beep beep..." Ha ha. That's great. Let me watch him again. Whoohoo! Look at him go. Ha ha. Boy. Shtoops!

posted on: Thursday, December 21st 2006

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Squank's in the lab putting the finishing touches on the new album after three years of recording. I'm currently on the computer adding little flourishes and liberally polishing up The Phallus. I swear it will be finished soon. I'm predicting April. Makes sense. It's a good sexy album to go with spring fever.

posted on: Thursday, December 14th 2006

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Thanks to all the folks that helped stir the bowl of creativity by appearing on The Phallus. That means you: Wheels, Mikael, Neil, Heise, Bo, and Atom! These mofos are darn talented. Be sure to check out some of the other projects that some of the Squank squad have been in:

lineposted on: Thursday, December 07th 2006


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Currently there are no shows scheduled. Squank is resting, recouping, and recording a sonic masterpiece. When finished, the band will take buffoonary, hijinx, weird instruments, and bizarre costumes to your town. Expect leopard loincloths and maybe a flaming gong.

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